dude if you think about it we’re already astronauts. earth is in space. we’re in space. dude
Some ducks because you are sad
thank you they are adorable you’re fab uwu
HE SHOOK HIMSELF SO HARD HE ALMOST FELL OVER
My dad has access to 3D Printing technology and the first thing he prints is a miniature version of himself
you shrunk your dad with a shrink ray and now you’re trying to cover it up with this bullshit.. but we dont believe it for a second
where da party at
you are the person our math problems warned us about
Well, you know…shit.
why would you pay someone for 26-51 weeks for doing nothing
you have a very, very odd definition of “doing nothing”.
Living as a woman in the USA in a nutshell:
- If you don’t have sex, you’re a prude and a bitch.
- If you have sex outside of marriage and use birth control to avoid getting pregnant, you’re a slut (whether you’ve had sex twice every day or twice in a year).
- If you have sex outside of marriage, but don’t use protection and get pregnant, you’re a slut AND you’re stupid
- If you’re single and get an abortion because you can’t afford to take time off work to push a baby the size of a melon out of your cooch, you’re a slut, stupid, AND a murderer.
- If you’re single but don’t get an abortion, but need extra governmental help to assist in raising your child you were pressured to keep because of someone else’s moral code, you’re a slut, stupid, a leech on the back of society, AND shit out of luck.
AND THE HOOOOME OF THEEEEE BRAAAAAVE
What the hell?! Is this true?! How can you not pay maternity leave?!?! What the hell is wrong with you?!
also also allow me to share a picture of me being Actual Sammy Winchester
I love my hair
and oh hey you can see my little chibi Cas on my wall :D
holy shit you’re so adorable and sammyesque that my Older Sibling Instinct kicked in and i morphed into dean for a second
Dean now is not the time for beer wE NEED TO FIND DAD
sam it’s me
you, from the future
listen I don’t have much time
My favorite part of this photo is that there is absolutely no reason for Jason Segel to be in it and yet there he is laying on Seth Rogen